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Another excerpt: Vacation is a Trainwreck
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I’m not the most organized guy in the world.I somehow by the seat of your pants in most things I do fliegen.Ich grew up this Weise.Und I’m still like a Erwachsener.Ich do everything at the last minute … and I usually try to pay all my bills, immediately before 30 days overdue geworden.Wenn people really want their money going to call it the same? And they get so happy when I give it to them and I get that in her voice on the phone hören.Ich get a lot of bills in the Post.Es is like this “secret code” or something … that are really important in some red Weise.Ich know how far I make it schieben.Es fun, dangerous, sometimes life … watch how low the needle you learned down on the gas tank before gas is muss.Das, as I call about something really smart people “parallax”. paralax is “the effect whereby the position or direction of an object appears different, when viewed from different positions. ‘Like when it looks at the needle on the fuel gauge from the passenger side OFF.The how you got less gas than you really searching right where your girl sits and looks at the gas surface designer of automobiles has this into consideration when they know with fuel behandelt.Sie weeks, your wife is gonna look and see that the needle on “E” and something sagen.Es is like a built Sicherheitseinrichtung.Und she is always so ‘ we slightly better gas. ‘And you’re always like E’ babycakes “We can still 70.4 miles after the needle hits go.” Then you tell her about “parallax”. Dumbass.Es you with your physics shit again los.Hinweis your idiot self: chicks do not kümmern.Nennen about physics you are a legendary female Physiker.Es keine.Ich just did a search for ‘legendary female physicists’ on Google and got the old “Your search – legendary female physicist – did not match any documents found. “Not einer.Ich also have another Google search in my intensive research for this book … Research that bullshit is almost completely out of my life experience, lies, bullshit, made a statistic that things drunk people have told me in bars and Google Suchanfragen.Ich googling “chick who runs on foot after their dumbass guy from gas like. ‘And guess what came “Your search – chicks who walk after their dumbass guy like running out of gas -. found matching documents”, then in the small box, it is ridiculed with every time you misspell something said dumb ass’ instead of ‘you mean to search?’ Have you ever felt that Google was talking directly to you? I admit that I had to search to do it twice because I used for the first time ‘there’ unreasonable, if I had used “their” and I needed to straighten that up to insure the integrity of my research … because that’s the kind of guy I am … and I’m not afraid to admit it that I’m wrong either … as long as no one is near, it was once hören.Nicht any nude pictures or nichts.Das seltsam.Also seemed just to be sure that Google was not broken I did a search for ‘ hot freaky sex “, which is 21,100,000 Ergebnisse.Und many fascinating Bilder.Das the Google I come to know and depend habe.Du know, I really did not know much of the rest of the Tages.Oder half of nächsten.Ich knew have to think fast when my girl came home and said, ‘Honey … You have used all of my lotion? “Yes dear Gravy bucket … I was doing research for my new book.” And then they did the predictable thing … exactly what I did not predict was … they asked me, “Why would you need a whole bottle of my lotion to research your book?” And what happened with the full roll of paper towels I held just before I went to work? I had to come clean with her, so I showed ihr.Weißt you what, I have to have never been so happy in my peer’s wife browser Geschichte.Ich felt like at that moment helped her ‘me’ only then . I think she liked some of this stuff and I ‘bookmarked’ the stuff they did at least only by fasziniert.Oder anyway “obviously repulsed by.” Then we had a really good conversation … You know … the kind that bring you closer together after to help you to understand each other more deeply and intimately meaningful way? “It’s all about the research Sweet Love Kitten,” I promised. ‘But I hafta admit that some of these things how it could really spice up our love life looks you ‘hinzu.Dann I, myself just to verify that this kind of research was valid for anything other than an excuse to look at all those images that are now burned into my head right next to all the other images that were just so in my head singed for a very long time … I have another Google search after typing “Women are impossible to understand.” It came with 171 million Ergebnisse.Diese Statistics that I did not want to do for once … support not only everything I told you … they are alarmierend.Es is eight times as much out there on the Internet, because it is ‘impossible to understand women are’ hot sex freaky. “Try it out.If your wife starts, you can just tell her that you are reviewing the scientific soundness of my Arbeit.Und if you’re a woman, it is a good opportunity to look at the inside of your mans medulla-hot take-Freaky-oblongata and see what he really conference ‘about 96% of the Zeit.Und wait until you see how much more “exciting” it gets your check’ spambox. ‘That’s where all the good stuff goes anyway . Besides these messages are always giving me a complex … those who say, “would you like a bigger penis? I’m trying to figure out which of my vindictive and bitter ex has signed up for this one and have a little “talk” to ihr.Wie Anyway, I think it all goes to show that I’m right … there would be a whole lot more hot freaky goin ‘on, when men could verstehen.Ich women would like to see how the numbers reversed in my Leben.Scheiße … I want to see how the numbers reversed in my personal need Leben.Aber I do not think to do a google search to tell you this brainiac: No chick wants to go because your idiot made parallax understandin ‘itself a misconception about Fuel Ausdauer.Geck.Das is a walk you never want to take … walk to the gas station with your wife after you showed her how close you get to the edge as möchten.Genau say stupid shit … Burn the gas in the tank to fumes before you get more gas, is a deep inner need of Ihnen.Was is the fucking use of the ‘bottom’ of the gas tank anyway, if you do not use it properly? Yeah, I run out of gas every once in a while … I’ve never been with a woman in the car, although I getan.Führen of gas meine.Überhaupt.Außer my Tochter.Und which only cost me a little glittery plastic pony my ass out of that one. women feel that with more than smoke in the tank when it is to take them somewhere, they ‘considerate. “The danger that you think you are driving the car until the last molecule of the petrochemical dino juice miracle that drives them face is burned as you pull at the pump is nothing compared to the danger that you’ll be if your calculations are incorrect, if your wife is in Auto.Und we were ehrlich.Das is when it will happen, you ist.Weil not hinder your mental endurance fuel calculations for their non-stop adjustments to the air conditioning because you are thinkin ‘ over hot ausgeflippt.Und because women always lie about their weight, you probably contributed to the overall burden unterschätzt.Plus that duffel bag she calls a purse that she carries, which in gahdknows keychain and it has … the one who composed many keychains everything together until it is attached to a keychain megalithic ass … the one that weighs like Nine pounds, that tries every once in. a while you afraid they will beat you have along I right or am I right? I, to explain my tendency to do this to my girls this way … “Baby … I see it in a variety of ways, as I our relationship … It’s like I just want my car you know “know” … I want to know it so deeply and intimately … I want to know that you … all his needs and … I want to know if it’s gonna stop “really” … I have a need to know this kind of thing … You know … how far can I push shit … They are not always say that I do the same with you? ‘You know, I had to fuck it all up at the end right? So I walk outta the go juice every once in a while here and there … and what utility I have driven too far stopped and separated from the ranch mich.Living the Amish life for a few days is not the end of Welt.Es gives you the time to sit around and make high quality solid oak furniture with your bare hands, because you is not fucking around on the Internet all day. In college, I would just close back after it. gingen.Partitur for a free cable lotta years zu.Ich did not even hafta climb the pole to do it because my roommate caught my neighbor does it in the middle of the night once My roommate was not a legitimate businessman ‘and when he a man climbing the telephone pole in the middle of the night looked freaked out because he was fixin’ the authorities’ to tap the phone lines dachte.Der guy was maybe not a “legitimate businessman “but he is” legitimately paranoid. “He ran outside to ask the guy what the hell he was doing … in his bathrobe … with a gun … and I just kind of sat on the couch, so I have a head start on makin ‘get my story or something könnte.Guy goes back in five minutes, all smilin’ … puts the gun down and says … “We now have cable … Turn the TV on … the neighbor was jackin ‘and I told him,’ turn us” to … Premium channels and everything! “I live and breath Chaos.Ich seem to be pretty good darin.Eine lot of people can not just live life in such a dynamic and unstructured Weise.Sie are probably better for them … because it drives a lot of people verrückt.Besonders every one of my ex’s offensichtlich.Ich simply could not live a preponderance of the hot freaky balance towards a regulated and domesticated Lebensstil.Letztlich is everything is on other Weise.Es because, I suppose negotiable an.Ich work hard and I play hard and I do dig me some great holiday here and da.Es is something I’m looking forward to a self “legitimate businessman.” men and women, and holidays are a strange and extremely explosive mixture if you are me fragen.Sie always volatile wirklich.Urlaub is just the “spark” that it really can ab.Ich can remember, my parents always really sucked into fights all the time right in front of the car and is in the direction of the door for a Roadtrip.Das and somehow made me think that I just hot head freaks for Eltern.Neben fighting over dad comes home drunk every once in a while fights pretty rare in my Elternhaus.Was I did not know was that rather then all pairs in it to get either just before the holiday wishes as they are done on foot from the Tür.Mom triple sure that the house everythings cool.Dad numbers’ fuck it … lets go … I got insurance. “Mom want the house to be really clean, once it enters the door when we got off the holiday home to bekommen.Dad says “fuck it let go.” Mom, what she says “fuck it forget to pack besorgt.Dad … I have a wallet full of money. “Mom says, ‘You never anything serious. “Papa says,” why you always start shit before we roll on holiday?, You can see that I have to say the descendant of a man with a penchant for stupid shit, bin.In fact, I come from a long line of men really good to say stupid shit waren.Es is my experience that leaving the pad and mobile does several things for the Geschlechtern.Männer just want the hell of Dodge.Frauen want to ensure that Dodge is in good shape, before heading back kommen.Insgeheim I think men Think that it would be such a good time on vacation, it might just be the end of them have sind.Das is always my goal, to a certain holiday … so much fun, I could sterben.Also what do men care? Maybe women can see that ‘glint in her eyes. “I can When I speak in this way not to indict all women for this Verhalten.Nur the one’s I’ve been using gewesen.Und we have already understood that I am not the kind of guy that the best decisions trifft.Ich’m pretty sure that all people have the same fault though teilen.Jede woman I have ever been in a long term committed, or one-sided semi-solid relationship long enough to have to go on a vacation together with that praise pop shortly before or directly from the Departure hatte.Ich’ve often wondered why that was so ist.Ich a Theorie.Going makes mobile women feel vulnerable, ich.Und think if your wife “endangered” she feels knows very well that you blame bist.Sie “needs” to protect her … or at least their ‘protected feeling. “And because she feels vulnerable pal … You have versagt.Ich see it start about a week as a mild Angst.Und it builds up with each day closer to ‘time to go’, we will commend the general bekommen.Im pops right if you are packin the car. I think it’s just that guys all excited about going on holiday bekommen.Und we can not pack for shit, because we do not know where everything is sowieso.Und the women, just a little bit nervous about leavin ‘the nest . and all their Kissen.Sie have worked so hard to decorate the place and now she is torn from him as a caesarean section going down ist.Du have to be sympathetic, it is only dann.Alles what they really need reassurance . many, many Beruhigung.Und not the regular kind of reassurance … like how she more beautiful than the day you met … or is it her ass is not “really” fat … and that you want grow old with her … she needs “holiday specific ‘Beteuerungen.Und you do not have too many oportunities in your holiday specific assurances arbeiten.Denn for once in your life you not only thinking’ thinking about hot ausgeflippt.Du” over “holiday Hot freaky. “They know all about the pseudo-scientific studies have shown that women tend to get down with some hot freaky in a hotel bed is too zeigen.Denn it is not ihre.Auf this way, they did not think about it, in the perfectly accessorized and color-coordinated ‘love shrine “, which she created for the two of you called Schlafzimmer.Der place they like to as a” budoir’ would think but never sagen.Sie know why? Because a ‘budoir’ is a space that a woman nearby places and thinks about her perfect fantasy Kerl.Es is a ‘bedroom’ the second you walk in.Weil spoil the whole effect by your dirty socks on the floor right next to the damn Wäschekorb.Aber Dad did not thinkin ‘about any dass.Er want the fuck out of there is to erhalten.Er excited to gehen.Mom is verlassen.Vielleicht nervous he has been “getting to work’ on his skills, the children of the vote . Maybe he has plans to be on the car and all the problems that they might have denken.Er has paved the way to the head, and he has a schedule that he had to stick will.Papas where it is that he at a certain time geht.Er pages of mental mathematics has done … Running all kinds of navigational calculations on his personal biorhythms, applied ‘rush hour’ Handicap on what you drive through town then found out that the liklihood with the children sleep most critical point … Papa mind is on the Weg.Es is like a ‘bombing mission’ over enemy territory the way that he ansieht.Moms whether they do not know the iron is left on besorgt.Dad what it is and why they would make a great concern sowieso.Vacation between men and women trennen.Zumindest the preparation and motivating role.If your relationship were the Titanic, the iceberg would leave … sein.Ich really do not think that will do it dangerous to drive a little more than a guy with his girl on vacation können.Dieser guy I used to work with … let’s call him ‘Eddy’, because I’m not sure that the solution He came up with this very situation was either legal or ethical’m … but damn … it was just genial.Vor all, if you knew, “Eddy.” Me and the boys were sitting around one day talking about camp this phenomenon when very Eddy jumps off the truck and chime in. .. ‘Bitches are always cranky right before they go on vacation … everyone knows that … you know what I’m doing … I can see it comin ‘and I say, “Hey baby … You look a little stressed … Let me give you a glass of wine. “Then ‘Eddy’, he said, goes to the kitchen … pour a nice glass of red wine outta the box in the fridge … and then he crushed two xanax pills and stirred ’em there really gut.Er insists you need use red because it tries with a zinfandel once and he said you could look like a “residue” in the bottom of the glass. “She feels happy that I noticed all her fear and she cools off when I their hand the glass of wine you know, “said er.Alle of us just stood there in stunned silence with big eyes and mouth open.” When those xanax kick and the alcohol from the wine which I have not had a problem in the world. .. I was doin ‘it for years and it always works’ … and he looked at us as he said it, as if he had just revealed the secret of life to very uns.Fuckin ‘Eddie’ … the smartest gahdamn truck driver in the Welt.Keiner of us could believe his genius in this Augenblick.Und we all agree, later, after he come into the camp by five clock one morning after a three-day cocaine bender only forever on video to get a box of razor blades and then go home to report sick that his idea was fired caught smartest thing any of us had ever heard him sagen.Ich’m not advocating “slip a mickey your wife ‘, but I’ve been thinking about that since ‘Eddy’ told us about his secret Verfahren.In my studies on the male mind I have found that most men can not lie about next weekend denken.Das mind that statistically, if we will most likely be successfully impregnate a woman and pass on the slope of stupid shit yet another generation sagen.Es is a part of our Biologie.Und We also have to work all Woche.Während a woman is quite capable restaraunt reservations for dinner four months vor.Etwa at the same time they begin to think about what it is to this dinner to tragen.Das comes from their Biologie.Sie is the monthy cycle was time for them to break into manageable Einheiten.Es is much easier if you can only get pregnant on one of those weekends sowieso.Und when it at the other end of the weekend “reproductive success” or failure, depending on how you look at it they got is a nine-month gestation period, to her enough time to figure out the perfect color scheme for kindergarten and whatever might be the hottest baby name this year sein.Das’s just the way it’s always so ist.Es gewesen.Es is always sein.Und these differences you should know to be celebrated? They are what makes a couple who found and nurtured and built a functional relationship can be so much more than a single person could on his own gestellt.Neanderthal mom would look back to last fall and remember where she filled her basket with these delicious nuts. or .. the juicy berries in Frühjahr.Neanderthal Dad and the boys would bullshit about each other when one of them said: “yo play … Check it out … a mammoth … we should always would accusin töten.Und Neanderthal mother ‘Neanderthal father to behave like a “be Cro-Magnon.” Differences in male and female mind and thought process, “there is a Grund.Nicht only to cause you to to get into all sorts of fights with your girl and the way the hot freaky bekommen.Das secret is in my opinion, to show your girl that, although you are mostly an animal so different than what she really wants to be sure that it is in many ways these very facets of your manhood that she secretly craves and needs in their lives as much as baskets, pillows and paint sample Chips.Und the way to her, to be her hero and save ass zeigen.Einer these days I’m gonna a secret button “baby be cool.” rig in my car Here’s what it will do … when Sweet Honey Cakes Biscuits not show me love … when all is bitchin at me about some crazy shit I did for the fiftieth time gahdamn … I can press is the secret ‘baby be cool “Taste.Es the vehicle brechen.Hoffentlich I will in the worst neighborhoods I can push . Nachts.Dann when I became a stop on the side of the road they glide get all freaked out … feel really vulnerable and anxious … they forget what the hell we just fight about … once they confirmed the car will not stop because I ran it out of gas … and I want the hood like a man öffnen.Weil I know where the secret lever through it öffnet.Das thing on the page, where your legs go with the idiot-looking stick figure stands in front of an open hood staring at a motor that he has no idea how the hell it works, scratching his head as he tut.And Honey Pie has no idea where the secret Hebel.Wir just going into my ‘Empire’ jetzt.Ich randomly show peace of mind that I can fix this and save us the Arsch.Vielleicht I’ll say something like, “I know you’re scared baby .. . but do not worry sweet peaches … just give me a minute and I’ll have this fixed. “Of course I’ll need a few tools I in the back near the spare tire next to this comprehensive first aid Kit that I over the years I aufgebaut.Und’ll make it a point to ask them where these tools because I told them put there for just this situation they sind.Als me that they ‘put them in the garage’ I would be cool with the … I will not blow my stack … I’ll say, “do not worry baby … I can fix this problem … even with my bare hands if I’m going muss.Ich under the hood for a few minutes with each other like I know what I’m doing, as she bites her nails and sinks into her seat to hold not seen … I will touch something dirty and wipe that on my face, so they can see it, and of what a freakin hero I am, if they tells me it will be remembered fondly and wipe hands me a baby wipe it holds in this large duffel bag purse from her … then I’m going back in the car and press the secret ‘baby be cool “button again … whammo, I have rescued us, I’m the Mann.Ende of Arguments.Ich think that Button would almost any argument to beenden.Weil they have immediately strengthened, have that, even though I filled a creature with mistakes and who have only developed , half as much as her … that she braucht.Manchmal.Als me I break the car in a bad neighborhood in the Nacht.Und even if you could not argue simply the key to their hero every once in a while to be ” Baby be cool. “Because you get nothing like a hot freaky Held.Ihr Held.Wenn you apply science, logic, psychology, thinking, and half your mastery of auto mechanics to achieve your goal … if you recognize all the traps, risks, dangers and pitfalls on vacation with your wife … and you have that “baby be cool” button installed on your car, how do I say to you … and you use it to just the right moment You will … tell me how it is that you personally come to discover that “vacation hot freaky ‘more than just the stuff of myth or Legende.Sie people will sein.Es’s either that or you’ll tell me about the train wreck that was your vacation than your miserable ass makes it back to the cabin of the office, where you’ll also misunderstood but you’re among the people who are “secure all have moved on to the crazy train.
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